Reddog Apparel has found the densest element ever!! PELOSIUM!!!
The densest element in the known UNIVERSE has been found!
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 311.
The particles are held together by dense forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons with the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain density of voting concentration.
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